Welcome!

This is an advice column blog by me, Paris, and my buddy, Marisa. We both went to high school together in Philadelphia. Marisa is living in Philly now but I travel around a lot. We are both intensely worldly and incredibly knowledgeable and opinionated. Here are just a few of our credentials that qualify us to advise others:

1. Marisa works in the film industry, and we all know that any situation that occurs in real life has already happened and been resolved in a movie.

2. Paris has a B.A. in anthropology, that's the study of Humans

3. Paris and Marisa have two brothers apiece; we know how to navigate the male gender

4. Paris and Marisa BOTH have stepmothers; we know about complicated family drama

5. Paris and Marisa went to a QUAKER school; that's the religion of tolerance, so you can trust us not to be judgmental.

I guess we haven't figured out the email situation yet...